The divine will can be so inscrutable sometimes.

Got wildfires? Must be teh gays.

Today, people are running for their lives as 800 California homes have burned down and the firestorm is spreading like a nuclear holocaust. Yet, the radical homosexual anarchists rampage upon the streets of this state demanding the destruction of marriage and family, and the establishment of their socialistic dark vision for society.

You see, the problem is this: God has plans for California in the near days ahead. Thus, these attempts to force an ungodly tyranny on this state are being met blow with blow by God. God is saying, “California shall be a refuge for America when the catastrophes come. California belongs to Me, not the advocates of sexual anarchy.”

Blow with blow by God. Heh.

Actually, it’s my fault. I haven’t been marking exams fast enough, and God is displeased. Sorry about that, everyone.

In other news, Focus on the Family is laying off people.

Focus on the Family announced this afternoon that 202 jobs will be cut companywide, bringing the total number of employees to around 950.

Focus on the Family is poised to announce major layoffs to its Colorado Springs-based ministry and media empire today. The cutbacks come just weeks after the group pumped more than half a million dollars into the successful effort to pass a gay-marriage ban in California.

It can’t be that God is displeased, because James ‘Spanky‘ Dobson is fighting gays, which is always good, infinity, no touchbacks. Wonder what he thinks God’s trying to tell him.

But here’s a guy who knows what God’s all about.

When asked about his perspective on social issues—gay marriage, abortion—Prince tapped his Bible and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”

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