You don’t have to go to Margaret River to get chocolate from the Margaret River Chocolate Company. There’s a factory in Perth that you can tour. By ‘tour’, I mean there’s a window that you can paste yourself to while you watch the chocolate being stirred around and around in the machine like some hypnotic wheel of lusciousness. They also have big bowls of chocolate chips to sample, a privilege we abused egregiously. So I bought some in penance.

The biggest disappointment was that the dirt out in the carpark was actually just ordinary dirt, and the flowers weren’t edible. Everything else was great.