“I shouldn’t have to say this, but you’re not allowed to obstruct each other’s breathing.”
Do other dads have to say these kinds of things?
“I shouldn’t have to say this, but you’re not allowed to obstruct each other’s breathing.”
Do other dads have to say these kinds of things?
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16 September 2006 at 6:20 am
Even uncles sometimes.
16 September 2006 at 1:03 pm
yes 🙂
and teachers too
17 September 2006 at 10:30 am
The conductor usually has to say that to the sopranos and altos. I’m still singing like a tenor.
17 September 2006 at 10:24 pm
“You are not supposed to bite your sister especially when you manage to draw blood through 3 layers of clothing” I remember saying that once.
18 September 2006 at 3:34 pm
I have only eight rules, arranged in clever quatrains.
No fighting, no biting.
No hitting, no spitting.
No poking, no choking.
No kicking, no licking.
You can frequently hear me of a Saturday reciting some aspect of this verse.
18 September 2006 at 10:49 pm
Excellent stuff. Thankfully mine have outgrown most of this behaviour.
19 September 2006 at 9:16 pm
Whats the matter with licking?
20 September 2006 at 1:41 am
It rhymed.
Also, while licking can be pleasurable in the right context, between two brothers is not the right context.