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Friday Random Five on a lonely platform

Lots of eighties stuff again. But what an incredibly diverse time the eighties were, musically.

Fade to Grey by Visage
Album: Fade to Grey: The Best of Visage
This song represents all that was great and terrible about 80s new wave. Ice cold synthesizers. French vocals. Pretensious hairstyles. It’s sad that it sounds so dated now, but I still think it’s a great track.

Pictures of Matchstick Men by Camper Van Beethoven
Album: Key Lime Pie
Just a bit better than the Status Quo original, if only because of the violin. It’s strange; there’s a manic energy, but all held together by tight musicianship.

Wishing Well by Schönherz & Scott
Album: Windham Hill: The First Ten Years
An early Windham Hill offering. Faintly African percussion blend with a breezy piano line. Still good to listen to, even if much Windham Hill sounds a bit Adult Contemporary, or I could just be getting old.

I Am Stretched on Your Grave by Sinéad O’Connor
Album: I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got
Just Sinéad’s voice carrying the melody over a funky drum and bass riff. And she’s singing to her dead lover. What more could you want? Perhaps a vigourous violin solo?

“The priests and the friars approach me in dread,
Because I still love you, my love, and you’re dead.”
Imagine the wary cleric.

Eighties by Killing Joke
Album: Night Time
If the Visage tune represents the pinnacle of New Wave posturing, this song represents the pinnacle of boot-stomping guitar-driven punk (even though it’s not rough or thrashing). Both songs recall evenings of Going Out to do dangerous things. Easily the best song with ‘eighties’ in the title. Much better than Loverboy’s ‘Lady of the Eighties”.

Vista

I’ve been a hardcore Mac guy since 1984, when my dad got an early 512. No hard drive, but two floppies. In my days of moral certainty, I was a fire-breathing Mac evangelist, but I haven’t felt really partisan about the OS Wars for years. Apple is thriving, Macs run on Intel chips now, and you can run Windows programs on your Mac. There’s certainly no reason to get excited about the whole Mac/Windows issue. It’s so 1997. Use what makes you feel happy.

And yet, I never really got over the injustice of Microsoft achieving world dominance by ripping off the best of the MacOS. And so I feel irkage when I hear reports of Microsoft artlessly plundering the Mac yet again for their new Vista system.

Luckily, David Pogue (formerly of the Pogues), points out that it’s not a ripoff at all. I feel better.

Rain update: God v. Magical Wishing Ferret

Here are the preliminary results from the God/Ferret face-off, in which we ask the musical question: Which supernatural method is most likely to bring rains to a parched and thirsty land?

Week one, God

Method: Fasting and praying.
Rainfall: Piddling.

Week two, Magical Wishing Ferret

Meep!

Method: Making a wish, rubbing the spot on your monitor where his cute tummy is, giving Daniel chocolate.
Rainfall: Trifling.

It’s a wash.

But I’ve figured out why. I have had it revealed that in order for the MWF to work, you must not believe in him. Anyone exercises faith in him in the least degree, and all bets are off. Please do not believe in the Magical Wishing Ferret. You may leave expressions of your lack of faith in the MWF in comments. Thank you.

There. That ought to do something.

The Anglican schism

I’ve never been Anglican, but I notice with some interest the agonising struggles of the Episcopal Church in the USA.

Two of the most prominent and largest Episcopal parishes in Virginia voted overwhelmingly Sunday to leave The Episcopal Church and join fellow Anglican conservatives forming a rival denomination in the U.S.

Truro Church in Fairfax and The Falls Church in Falls Church plan to place themselves under the leadership of Anglican Archbishop Peter Akinola of Nigeria, who has called the growing acceptance of gay relationships a ”satanic attack” on the church.

Religious issues like this are notoriously intractable. I’d say it’s because of the non-falsifiable nature of religious belief systems. You can’t rely on observation as in the sciences; the only recourse is woefully ambiguous scripture and ‘feelings’ disguised as revelation.

There are stubborn issues that come up in the sciences, too; the nature/nurture debate and the free will/determinism debate are two that I can think of readily. And scientists do tend to split up into opposing camps over these philosophical stances. But real scientific notions are testable and falsifiable, and issues surrounding them can be settled experimentally. And scientists don’t go to war over them, or suffer the kind of schisms that the Episcopalians are undergoing.

Perhaps another reason that we see this happening over and over in religious beliefs is their non-negotiable nature. A quote from “Some Reasons Why” by Robert Ingersoll:

Whenever a man believes that he has the exact truth from God, there is in that man no spirit of compromise. He has not the modesty born of the imperfections of human nature; he has the arrogance of theological certainty and the tyranny born of ignorant assurance. Believing himself to be the slave of God, he imitates his master, and of all tyrants, the worst is a slave in power.

How could you negotiate when you think God has said ‘X’ and someone else claims she said ‘Y’? Hence the ‘satanic attack’ talk.

It’s the reason I became agnostic on the nature/nurture debate. As an atheist, I have no interest in substituting “God” in the above paragraph with “Chomsky” or anyone else. Sure, I have an opinion, but I keep reminding myself that it’s not a falsifiable area. So I try not to get too committed about it. It’s wise to hold off and say, “That’s interesting” on these unverifiable issues.

UPDATE: I’m such a naïf, I really am. Here I was assuming that this was the result of an honest but heart-wrenching struggle between good people who disagreed. It seems that six years of Bush wasn’t enough to teach me what I learned from a Morrissey lyric years ago: there are some bad people on the right. Let’s have a second read about that Nigerian archbishop who’s behind the schism.

In Virginia, the two large churches are voting on whether they want to report to the powerful archbishop of Nigeria, Peter Akinola, an outspoken opponent of homosexuality who supports legislation in his country that would make it illegal for gay men and lesbians to form organizations, read gay literature or eat together in a restaurant.

Thank the FSM he’s not in government, ahem.

And from the incomparable Digby:

[T]his highlights something that’s going on in the world of religion that I don’t think most people are aware of: the right is systematically attacking the liberal churches from within.

For instance, it so happens that the ever so mainline Episcopal church has been under assault from big money wingnuts for some time.

I recommend reading the rest.

Homosexuality is going to be more and more acceptable as time goes on. It’s going to happen, just as equal rights for people of all colours has become an ‘accepted’ (if not yet actual) cultural norm. This new conservative Episcopalian church has decided that the most important thing they could do is to fight teh Ghey, even more important than holding the church together. If that isn’t reprehensible…. As the tide of gay acceptance moves forward, liberal congregations will have less discomfort adapting, whereas these conservative ones will struggle to isolate themselves and suffer agonies of conscience before eventually changing or being swept into irrelevance. In the meantime, they’ll do real harm to people.

Toshi decided to stay right where he was.

An unusual ESL artifact: English lessons for hookers.

It’s awful and embarrassing, but you find that you must keep watching in horrified fascination. Her intonation is terrible, and I don’t think she understands the meaning of the phrases she’s teaching, but at least they take a stab at subject-verb agreement and some conjugation. (Heh.) But it probably would have been more useful to get into numbers and negotiation phrases.

So many unanswered questions, though. Who is Toshi? Did we need to know that about her parents? Why did they choose such strange and contrived phrases? When would you ever use the last one?

Questions that must forever go unanswered by the easily offended.

Friday Random Five

Sirocco by The Icicle Works
Album: Nirvana (7″ single)
The Icicle Works belong to a category I call ‘October Music’. It’s autumnal and pagan. You can see the smoke hang over the village. All of 1984, I listened to their first album, and enjoyed the world it created, as the best albums always do.

This song predates the first album. I think this single on Troll Records might be quite rare.

My Old School by Steely Dan
Album: Remastered: The Best of Steely Dan Then and Now
I’ve always loved Steely Dan for their jazz-tinged close harmonies, even as a kid. I’m not as familiar with their early catalogue though. I don’t think it had the smoothness and sophistication of their later work, like Aja or Gaucho. It’s interesting, though, to listen to stuff from just before I was born. I don’t usually go there. I will say this: it’s so much better than pre-disco, like Al Stewart or Leo Sayer, even if I’m not very interested in it all the time.

Sor: Rondo by Andrés Segovia
Album: Andrés Segovia
Quote from Fernando Sor, His Life and His Music

The guitar used be called a tavern instrument; one that could not meet the demands of classical music. In the early nineteenth century, Fernando Sor set in motion the quest that continues today, to raise the guitar to the greatest musical level possible. Sor was one of the most prolific composers for, and promoters of, the guitar as a “concert” instrument, in the last two hundred years. He, and others like him paved the way for Andrés Segovia to emerge and bring the guitar to the immense popularity, and respect it enjoys today.

Easter by The Choristers of St. Paul’s Cathedral
Album: An Elizabethan Chorus
This track is presented as part of an Easter church service, complete with lector. I confess that I now have mixed feelings about having religious music in my collection. On the one hand, I’d hate to get rid of it all. Mozart’s Requiem? Pergolesi’s Stabat Mater? Vivaldi’s Gloria? Bach’s oratorios? Great stuff — we’ll never see music like that again, and I’d be poorer without it.

On the other hand, now that I no longer have a certain set of religious assumptions, I find it unexpectedly irksome to be confronted by a style of music, the overt purpose of which was to promote adherence to a set of absurd dogmas. And it irritates me that generations of musical geniuses chose to promote such systems with their wonderful music — or that they were conscripted to promote same. I still sing it, because it sounds wonderful and it’s something we’ve inherited from the past. So I suppose I shall have to adjust and not worry about it too much.

New Orleans Instrumental No. 1 by R.E.M.
Album: Automatic for the People
A moody and contemplative piece, especially poignant for what’s happened to New Orleans since the recording. Watery electric organ with somewhat off-kilter timing from the other instruments give this track a feeling of a rough draft from a sketchbook.

‘Daniel’ typeface graces architectural advert

I have just received an advertisement in the mail, if you can call a beautifully bound book an ‘advertisement’. The ad’s for Zlota 44, a residential skyscraper that is soon to tower over the Warsaw skyline. The folks at EuroRSCG Marketing have chosen my handwriting typeface ‘Daniel’ for the body text.

The pages fold out to reveal views of the Warsaw skyline, and my handwriting appears in gold on blue acetate, curved to reflect the arc of the sun, which matches the curvature of the building.

It’s a really beautiful piece. And as a bonus, no one is ever allowed to give me any crap about my handwriting ever again, ever.

As always, you can download the ‘Daniel’ typeface free from dafont.com.

Christianist comes out against democracy

‘Ten Commandments’ judge Roy Moore takes a stand against a democratically-elected congressman, and says that only Christians should be allowed to lead the country.

Muslim Ellison should not sit in Congress

Last month Keith (Hakim Mohammad) Ellison of Minnesota became the first Muslim elected to serve in the United States Congress and shocked many Americans by declaring that he would take his oath of office by placing his hand on the Quran rather than the Bible. Can a true believer in the Islamic doctrine found in the Quran swear allegiance to our Constitution? Those who profess a sincere belief in Allah say “no!”

It’s the zombie meme that wouldn’t die. Congresspeople don’t take an oath on any book.

To support the Constitution of the United States one must uphold an underlying principle of that document, liberty of conscience, which is the right of every person to worship God according to the dictates of his conscience, without interference by the government.

Sounds good so far. So what’s Moore’s problem with Ellison doing just that?

It was a specific God who endowed us with a freedom of conscience with which government could not interfere.

The Islamic faith rejects our God and believes that the state must mandate the worship of its own god, Allah.

But it’s okay to mandate the worship of the Christian god, because the Christian one gave us freedom of conscience. But then we’re not free to exercise it. But we’re free to worship the Christian God who gave us freedom of conscience to let other people force us to worship him. Is this one of those paradoxes, like the barber who only shaves every man who doesn’t shave himself? My head is spinning.

Even though it’s frustrating having Christianists around, it’s good to see them showing their true colours. It’s they who reject the constitution and seek to force everyone to worship their god. Freedom of religion means their freedom and their religion, not yours. Freedom of conscience means their freedom to control your conscience. Reproductive rights means their right to control your reproduction. And now freedom to vote means freedom to vote for who they think is suitable.

Bet he’s gay.

Soy made a man out of me

An article about soy is causing a stir over at Wing Nut Daily:

A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

The dangerous food I’m speaking of is soy.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.

Well, not that commonly in my case. I’m all over the soy, and

(checks)

haven’t experienced any of what he’s talking about. Evidently he’s concerned that increased soy intake will turn you into this guy:
Dancing shirtless with Dylan. Wooot!

PZ from Pharyngula plows through PubMed and concludes

There doesn’t seem to be any strong evidence that eating tofu will turn your sons into girlie-boys, I’m afraid; there are better grounds to be concerned about known endocrine disruptors like atrazine and PCBs.

But then the WND folks aren’t great on the science. An astute commenter points out that if there’s overwhelming scientific evidence for evolution or global warming, they ignore it, but one poxy article titled ‘Soy Turns Ya Gay’, and they’re all a-twitter. Gayness is the thing they most fear. It strikes at the center of their sense of identity. Have a look at these ads that loaded up when I got the WND page. It’s like a psychological composite of the inner mind of wingnut Christianism.


The gun phallus.


The fear of any sex that doesn’t involve man dominating woman. All that, and a picture of Chuck Norris. There’s a real cocktail of emotions here; a heady blend of sex, fear, machismo, monstrous insecurity, and itchy trigger fingers.

But it seems to me that if we’re trying to avoid the ever-spiraling Gay, we shouldn’t be concerned about the feminising effect of soy. We should be worried about the feminising effects of Christianity.

The founding pastor of a second Colorado church has resigned over gay sex allegations, just weeks after the evangelical community was shaken by the scandal surrounding megachurch leader Ted Haggard.

On Sunday, Paul Barnes, founding pastor of the 2,100-member Grace Chapel in this Denver suburb, told his evangelical congregation in a videotaped message he had had sexual relations with other men and was stepping down.

I expect to see a Colorado witch hunt soon, as evangelicals try to purge teh Ghey in their midst. It’s too bad; more gay pastors are just what evangelical Christianity needs. But this kind of conflict is inevitable in a philosophy that has to keep its intrinsic homo-ness at arm’s length. Christianity, at its core, is a religion that encourages love for a man. For women, being able to say “I love Jesus” is much easier than for straight Christian guys (of which there are a few). I know it was a bit jarring for me.

Can’t say it better than TRex:

Jesus Christ is the Elemental Boyfriend. Sensitive Jewish guy, big brown eyes, rich dad, and he loves you no matter what you do. He would die for you. And there he is, hanging (*cough*) out naked at the front of the church every week. You are encouraged to fasten your eyes upon his lithe, nude body and think about luuurrrrrve. Big lurrrrve. A lurrrrrrve that transcends time and even the bonds of death itself. It’s got to send some pretty confusing messages to those poor men’s limbic brains.

Christianity turns ya gay.

Anyone for soy burgers?

Today in Evil

The concept of divine justice took another blow today as former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet died surrounded by family, instead of being hung upside-down by his own intestines while having his flesh pecked by birds.

The War on Christmas continues apace. I know, it seems like I just took down my War on Christmas decorations from last year. This time the target is airports.

All 15 Christmas trees inside the terminal at Sea-Tac have been removed in response to a complaint by a rabbi.

A local rabbi wanted to install an 8-foot menorah and have a public lighting ceremony. He threatened to sue if the menorah wasn’t put up, and gave a two-day deadline to remove the trees.

People complain about atheists, but we’re really falling behind in the War. Our Jewish comrades are way ahead. But what can I say — I think a huge menorah would be lovely. And then you could have a Festivus pole, and a Kwanzaa kinara, and a big FSM decoration. I would be so down with that! And then the atheists could have a big empty space.

In other news, imagine how distressed I was to find that I am apparently not evil at all.

How evil are you?
Yes, well, that’s all very nice, but how am I to survive in a competitive world if I have no desire to crush the other guy?

This is why I decided not to go for Survivor. That and the spider-eating challenge.

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