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Believe what you like.

Doesn’t it seem like atheism is all over the news? I’m probably falling victim to some form of perceptual bias here, possibly selective perception — like the time when I bought a solid gold baby, and suddenly it seemed like everyone had one. Okay, so either I’m imagining it, or else I became an atheist at the exact time that atheism began to command an unprecedented amount of media coverage. I think the latter — I’m on the crest of a trendy atheist wave!

A lot of the recent articles are from people who aren’t happy about the trend. They liked it when atheists wouldn’t tell people… much of anything… just felt guilty about not believing, and kept to themselves. Now we’re militant totalitarians! Cool! When do we get the uniforms?

It’s sad to see theists turn to blather so abjectly, but I suppose it’s inevitable. Without facts to support them, they have to take issue with the way atheists present their case: atheists are ‘arrogant’ or ‘dogmatic’, or, irritatingly, members of a ‘religion’.

One debate that I keep seeing is this: aren’t atheists turning off moderate theists by being confrontational? Sure, Richard Dawkins and PZ Myers are going after the fundamentalist believers, but aren’t they also alienating religious moderates who would have been likely to slide into the disbelieving camp but for the nasty atheists?

Well, atheists aren’t all that mean, though people do sometimes feel confronted when I get started. Science is like that (and so is truth and so is life). But more to the point: The conflict is not between religious fundamentalism and religious moderation. The conflict is between people who think you can believe what you like, and people who don’t. I could have said ‘between religion and science’, but I think saying it the other way neatly encapsulates the problem.

Some people think that you can believe what you like, as long as you feel ‘good’ about it, or it makes you ‘happy’. These are religious fundamentalists, but it also describes religious moderates and the entire spectrum of new age woos. People who ‘do science’ or ‘accept science’ are different. If you have a scientific outlook, you can’t believe just what you want. There’s an external reality independent of anyone’s perception that can be measured and experimented on, and evidence from that reality is the standard for truth.

A theist on another blog asked this thought-provoking question:

What are your thoughts on interaction with and influence by those of different beliefs/ideals? Do you feel easily influenced when you open yourself up to their opinions? Do you see this as detrimental or beneficial?

And here’s part of my response:

I guess my message for True Believers would be: Don’t worry. Exposure to other beliefs won’t necessarily change your mind, especially if changing your mind would be especially threatening. You’ll be able to revert to whatever you want to believe. People are good at that. … As long as you hold on to the idea that you can believe what you like, your beliefs are safe.

What you should worry about, in my view, is science and reason. Reject those, and you can believe what you like. Accept them as valid, and you can’t. Once you are aware of critical thinking and the scientific method and you decide to apply them to your life, including your belief system, without being afraid of the consequences, then — in my view — loss of faith is the likely outcome. It just so happens that I now think that’s the right answer, but it’s not an easy one to accept.

Reason’s a bully, and once you accept its validity, you can no longer honestly deny facts. No wonder then that many belief systems avail themselves of some variant of ‘believe what you like’, ‘believe what feels good’, or ‘create your own reality’.

UPDATE There’s a really good interview on Salon with Chris Hedges, author of “American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War on America.”

Doesn’t it make sense for the Democrats to reach out to the huge number of evangelicals who aren’t necessarily part of the religious right, but who may be sympathetic to some of its rhetoric? Couldn’t those people be up for grabs?

I don’t think they are up for grabs because they have been ushered into a non-reality-based belief system. This isn’t a matter of, “This is one viewpoint, here’s another.” This is a world of magic and signs and miracles and wonders, and [on the other side] is the world you hate, the liberal society that has shunted you aside and thrust you into despair. The rage that is directed at those who go after the movement is the rage of those who fear deeply being pushed back into this despair, from which many of the people I interviewed feel they barely escaped. A lot of people talked about suicide attempts or thoughts of suicide — these people really reached horrific levels of desperation. And now they believe that Jesus has a plan for them and intervenes in their life every day to protect them, and they can’t give that up.

So in a way, the movement really has helped them.

Well, in same way unemployed workers in Weimar Germany were helped by becoming brownshirts, yes. It gave them a sense of purpose. Look, you could always tell in a refugee camp in Gaza when one of these kids joined Hamas, because suddenly they were clean, their djelleba was white, they walked with a sense of purpose. It was a very similar kind of conversion experience. If you go back and read [Arthur] Koestler and other writers on the Communist Party, you find the same thing.

People who believe what they like are easy to manipulate. It just takes an influential and charismatic con artist to show them a vision they like, and they’re in.

This is a job for…

So Bush wants to have a ‘surge’ in Iraq, which is a Latin word that means ‘more troops‘.

The president, who is completing a lengthy review of Iraq policy, is considering dispatching three to four U.S. combat brigades to Iraq, or no more than 15,000 to 20,000 U.S. troops, the officials said.

Sending more people to the Iraq meat grinder is a terrible idea, but getting past that — are there any more soldiers to send?

Meanwhile, the U.S. military has been stretched by four years of war in Afghanistan and Iraq, meaning few active-duty combat units are available for deployment.

To marshal even 15,000 to 20,000 additional troops, Bush would have to accelerate the return of some units to the battlefield, cutting their time to train between deployments.

How is he going to get the extra forces? You can’t just wish them into existence.

Wait a minute… I have an idea!


Eeep!

Magical Wishing Ferret reporting for duty!

Bigot’s office spray-painted: Goode.

You may have heard of Virgil Goode (R-Va). He’s taken on Keith Ellison, the Muslim congressman who used Jefferson’s own Koran for his private swearing in. Goode is responsible for writing this piece of asshattery to a constituent:

if American citizens don’t wake up and adopt the Virgil Goode position on immigration there will likely be many more Muslims elected to office and demanding the use of the Koran. We need to stop illegal immigration totally and reduce legal immigration and end the diversity visas policy pushed hard by President Clinton and allowing many persons from the Middle East to come to this country.

And so on.

Well, it seems that Goode’s office has been vandalised, though it’s doubtful that the vandal did more damage to Goode’s office than Goode himself. To wit:

As much as I like a good bit of culture jamming, I really can’t condone this act of vandalism. In fact, I find it deplorable. There’s really no excuse for what this stenciler has done. I mean, look at it. Mixing serif and sans-serif within the same block of text? You must be mad!

Next time, make sure that you use Caslon and not Helvetica:

It’s just as easy to get these things right the first time.

Friday Random Five will sweep up my lazy bones

Just Like Heaven (‘Chuck’ Remix) by The Cure
Album: Join the Dots
‘Join the Dots’ is a near-complete box set of Cure rarities and b-sides. There are also a few gems, like this remix of everyone’s favourite Cure song. (It is everyone’s favourite, too; I asked.) Imagine a bass-heavy stripped-down version with drums at half-tempo, plus eclectic percussion. That’s about it. It dampens the sunnyness, but maintains the listenability if you’re not feeling all that hyper.

M1 A1 by Gorillaz
Album: Gorillaz
There’s something unsettling about hearing someone hollering for help and not getting any, which is what you’ll hear in the first two minutes of this Gorillaz tune. What happens after is banging and screaming, and it sounds fantastic. This is Youngest Boy’s favourite Gorillaz song. I’ve found him putting it on at times and dancing. That’s him.

Strange 9 to 9 by Clan of Xymox
Album: Subsequent Pleasures
This album is a collection of the early Xymox demos that got them signed to 4AD. As such, they’re a bit rough. You can hear the echo-y guitars and plaintive vocals that would serve them in such good stead on later albums like Medusa. Although this song isn’t really fully formed, it’s still an interesting snapshot of where Xymox was at the time.

Caramel by Blur
Album: 13
Lots of Blur songs have a definite pop-song structure, but on this track they’re pulling into atmospheric territory. It starts with a dreamy guitar-induced texture, as syrupy as the name would suggest. At the same time there’s a lot of pain, Damon without Justine, walking around in a dull muffled haze, repeating lyrics like “I’ve gotta get over/I’ve gotta get over/I’ve got to get better/Will love you forever”. Sometimes the noise in your head can sound like this. It jumps on you like flies as soon as you wake up.

Jack-Ass by Beck
Album: Odelay
The cover gives a hint of the strangeness inside. What is that thing? How did they get a bale of hay to jump? No, no, no. That’s a dog, a komondor — you can tell by the black nose up front.
A relaxing song for the porch that quickly unravels, and finishes with the braying of the titular donkey. Then I think it gets attacked by wolves.

Gift: Boards of Canada video

For Boards fans: a free download of their amazing “Dayvan Cowboy” video.

And their new EP “Trans-Canada Highway” also has its own secret unlinked-to site, where you can see another short Boards of Canada film, infused with the usual strangeness (borderline NSFW though).

Good for cancer

Youngest Boy noticed the toothpaste. “Why does it say ‘Maximum Cavity Protection’? You don’t want to protect cavities!”

He was right. Cavity protection would be a bad thing. You’d want tooth protection. But then it’s not hard to find other examples of bizarro usage in English.

Fred: Hey, Ned.
Ned: Morning, Fred.
Fred: How are the piles?
Ned: They’re doing fine.
Fred: Good to hear. I’ve been taking this natural medicine called “Loose Bowels”. And I’m taking this other stuff that’s supposed to be good for colds.
Ned: How’s your aunt’s cancer?
Fred: It’s doing better.
Ned: They can do amazing things these days.
Fred: I know. I hear they’re making new drugs that will help AIDS.

Linguistically, it makes sense. We use guesses about the desires of other people to arrive at an interpretation for an utterance. We know that people don’t normally want illness to thrive, so we pick an interpretation that jibes with that knowledge, even when the wording is quite the opposite.

Occasionally it makes you think, though.

Predictions for 2007

It seems Americans are optimistic about what’s to come in 2007, according to the latest Associated Press-AOL News Poll.

Oh, wait, no, they’re not.

That was quick! Either public opinion is more volatile than I thought, or the AP is covering its bases. Or it’s really true about glass-half-full and glass-half-empty people.

And now a quiz: What event did 25 percent of Americans think was likely to happen in the year 2007?
a) Gerald Ford will rise from the dead and form a synthesiser duo with James Brown
b) Donuts will rain from the sky, deliciously killing onlookers
c) Jesus Christ will return to earth
d) George Bush will admit he did something wrong

Oh, you guessed it. It was c).

None of these notions, in my view, is any less likely to happen than the others (except for d). Yet, all but c) would probably poll at less than one percent (counting perverse answers and Perot voters), while c) is believed by 25% of respondents. Think about that. Get four Americans in a room, and one of them thinks that Jesus is coming out of the sky this year.

Silly people! Everyone knows Jesus is coming back in the year 2437. It’ll take at least that long for the Apple sponsorship deal to come through.

Amateur Turkish butcher seeks thumb

People say to me, “I couldn’t be vegetarian. I love my meat.” (Ironic, the ‘my’.) And if I’m feeling snarky, I say, “Fine. Kill it yourself.”

That would be a courageous approach, wouldn’t it? Do the butchering yourself instead of paying someone at an abattoir to put the meat into lovely blood-free pink packages in the clean grocery store.

This news story gives us an idea of what might happen if everyone did.

In Turkey, at least 1,179 people – dubbed “amateur butchers” by the Turkish media – were treated at hospitals across the country, most suffering cuts to their hands and legs.

Four people were severely injured when they were crushed under the weight of large animals that fell on top of them, it was reported. Another person was hurt when a crane, used to lift an animal, tumbled onto him.

Three people suffered heart attacks and died while trying to restrain animals, private CNN-Turk television reported.

Stories like this leave me with the impression that we’re not really supposed to be eating meat. Doesn’t it seem like a lot of unnecessary effort? You could just have vegetables and Hamulation, and maybe some nice dinner rolls. They’re easy to prepare, and they don’t fight back.

And it’s doubly a shame because Turkish bread is among the nicest.

Biblical literalism test

How much of a biblical literalist are you? Here’s how to find out.

I’m going to give you the names of some people in the Bible, and for each of them, assign a number according to the following scheme:

0 points: This person almost certainly did not exist.
1 point: This person probably existed, but elements of their life may have been fictionalised or allegorised in the Bible.
2 points: This person existed more or less as depicted in the Bible.

Here’s the list of people.

  • Job
  • Adam/Eve
  • Moses
  • Jesus
  • Paul

Add them all up. I’d say 9+ would be pretty orthodox; you probably had doubts about Job, didn’t you? For shame.

Seven or eight, and you’re hanging in there, but I have to warn you that you’re venturing into apostasy territory. I mean, why accept Moses as a real person and not Adam and Eve? It’s all there in the book.

Anything under four, and you’re not very orthodox at all.

Admittedly, this test is best for sorting out levels of literalism at the top end.

Three more things you should buy for Christmas

This born-again Atheist would like to wish everyone in the world a happy and secular Christmas. I did everything I wanted to this year. I put up the tree, sang Bach’s Christmas Oratorio and Handel’s Messiah, had a huge Christmas luncheon, and got a hug from a boy who got a Nintendo DS for his Big Present. It was great.

But there are a few things I’m going to buy, and I think you should too.

1) A Flying Spaghetti Monster ornament for the tree. Yes, I know it’s a car decoration. Adapt it — tie some string on it or something!

2) A mosquito net. People are dying from malaria, and 10 lousy bucks could buy a net and save a life.

Hat tip to Connor.

3) I can’t think of a third thing. Help me out, people. What’s worth spending money on?

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