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Scientology protests

We are fast approaching the day of reckoning — hackers against the Church of Scientology.

Anonymous internet users who have previously crashed Church of Scientology websites have named February 10 as a worldwide day of protest in a bid to “destroy” the controversial religion.

The group – called Anonymous – which includes skilled computer hackers, has posted a message on YouTube declaring war on Scientology, accusing it of trying to censor the internet and conducting “campaigns of misinformation”.

Advocating acts of vigilante vandalism is always fraught. Encourage the mobs, and the next target of their ire may not be to your liking. YouTube? Wikipedia? Blogger?

And yet, it’s hard to imagine an organisation that has done more to earn the enmity of Netizens more richly. Scientology has a long history of using malicious lawsuits (and even raids) to intimidate and harass people who publish the mythology of their money-making religion. Not to mention the really scary stuff, like infiltration and wiretapping of government organisations. So I’m excited to see what will happen on the 10th. It couldn’t happen to a nicer church.

I know it’s late, but does anyone have info on protests in Perth?

Maharishi dies

In contrast with my earlier post, the news of the Maharishi’s death is bringing up no complex feelings at all for me; just glee. It’s terrible, isn’t it? I didn’t even know him, but that’s not my fault — I didn’t have a million dollars to give him for the pleasure of hanging out.

I just hate gurus and frauds, and he was both.

He made some pretty astounding claims:

  • Transcendental Meditation is a scientifically valid way to attain enlightenment.
  • TM was responsible for lowering crime rates in cities.
  • Using TM, you could learn to fly.
  • If someone would give a billion dollars, he could train 40,000 expert meditators to combat terrorism

Sadly, even though people gave him tons of money, no one ever learned to fly or to attain enlightenment, as far as anyone knows. And the claims about crime fall apart if you try to examine them with statistics (but how Western!).

The really sad part is that if a mystical movement manages to survive its founder, it usually goes on forever. These people may be bouncing on their butts for generations to come.

Pacific Islanders are Asians, not Hebrews

The Book of Mormon tells the story of Hagoth, an ‘exceedingly curious man’ who sails away with some of the Nephites on boats around 55 BCE. They’re never heard from again, and the Book of Mormon narrative continues without them.

When I was on my mission, many of the Polynesian church members I came into contact with were convinced they were descendants of Hagoth (and therefore of Hebrew origin, like everyone else in the Book of Mormon). One Maori missionary even gave an elaborate presentation showing how the Book of Mormon narrative dovetailed with stories of his people’s origin.

And it wasn’t just the rank and file members that advanced the idea:

In the April General Conference of 1962, Elder Mark E. Petersen of the Council of the Twelve said, “As Latter-day Saints, we have always believed that the Polynesians are descendants of Lehi and blood relatives of the American Indians, despite the contrary theories of other men.”

The idea was even taught by President Joseph F. Smith, who told a group of New Zealand Maoris:

“I would like to say to you brothers and sisters… you are some of Hagoth’s people, and there is NO PERHAPS about it!”

But that story’s going to have to go.

Pacific Islanders’ Ancestry Emerges in Genetic Study

The ancestral relationships of people living in the widely scattered islands of the Pacific Ocean, long a puzzle to anthropologists, may have been solved by a new genetic study, researchers reported Thursday.

In an analysis of the DNA of 1,000 individuals from 41 Pacific populations, an international team of scientists found strong evidence showing that Polynesians and Micronesians in the central and eastern islands had almost no genetic relationship to Melanesians, in the western islands like Papua New Guinea and the Bismarck and Solomons archipelagos.

The researchers also concluded that the genetic data showed that the Polynesians and Micronesians were most closely related to Taiwan Aborigines and East Asians. They said this supported the view that these migrating seafarers originated in Taiwan and coastal China at least 3,500 years ago.

There will be a lot of disillusioned Polynesians, if indeed they notice at all.

It seems to me that religions should just stick to statements that can’t be verified. Most of the time, when they say anything falsifiable, it gets falsified.

An ex-Mormon contemplates the passing of GBH

The news of Gordon Hinckley‘s death is bringing up some pretty complex feelings for me.

Hinckley was the president of the LDS Church for thirteen years. He was a likeable gentleman, a tireless traveller, and a savvy media handler. He was also considered by Latter-day Saints to be a prophet whose pronouncements were just as good as scripture, if not better. That’s pretty scary stuff. But he never seemed to be a megalomaniac, always seemed down to earth.

As a Mormon, I raised my hand to sustain him as prophet of a god that I now consider to be an elaborate fairy tale. So now part of me remembers a leader who seemed to be a genuinely kind man, and part of me struggles with the idea that here was someone falsely claiming to speak for a god. Someone who tirelessly promoted falsehoods, believing he was doing good.

Hinckley had a lot of control over the discourse for millions of Mormons. A common saying among conservative Latter-day Saints is “When the Prophet has spoken, the thinking has been done.” Hinckley didn’t seem to use this power for evil, as a lot of people could have. But he never should have had that kind of power in the first place. No human should ever say, “God exists, and I know what he wants you to do” unless they can back it up with facts, which no one ever has. It was wrong for me to say that as a missionary, it was wrong for my parents and teachers to say it to me, and it was wrong for Gordon Hinckley to say it to millions of believing people. It was power unearned and unjustified.

To the end of his life, he believed that he would survive his death, that he would go to the spirit world to meet his family members, that he would give words and symbols to angels who would stand as sentinels to let him into heaven. And he probably thought his belief in the whole elaborate scenario ensured his eternal status. His life was spent in the service of beliefs that were almost certainly false. Even though he was happy with those beliefs, I still feel kind of sad for him, and glad for myself that I somehow managed to see through it all.

Westboro Baptists picket Heath Ledger

Well, well, well. Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church are planning to picket Heath Ledger’s memorial service. You know them; they’re the ones with the “God Hates Fags” signs. Apparently protesting the funerals of US soldiers isn’t bringing in the attention like it used to, so they’re kicking it up a notch.

Doesn’t look like they’re actually going to make it to Perth (the likely spot of the funeral).

In a news release from the church, Shirley Phelps-Roper says that she and other members will picket Ledger’s memorial services in the United States, not those held in his native Australia.

Too bad — there’d be all kinds of fun. But flying the entire congregation over would be expensive and time consuming. Then there’s accommodation. Would other Christians billet them? I think even the Potter’s House people would hesitate to have them over.

One thing I will say: the WBC folks are truly living their religion. They have absolute faith that they’re going to heaven and everyone else to hell. The theology they’ve settled on is certainly one of the possible Christianities that one could derive from the Bible, and who are other Christians to say that their theology is wrong? Other Christians claim to believe that homosexuality is a sin, but they don’t act like they mean it. The WBC folks have taken a normal mainstream Christian belief to its logical conclusion.

For my part, I notice that everyone creates gods in their own image. That’s why I’m sort of encouraged to see humankind make the transition from Old Testament genocidal maniac to New Testament groovy love god. Everyone picks and chooses from the scriptures according to whatever’s inside of them. By that standard, the Westboro Baptists are very scary people indeed.

Chick tracts

Don’t you love Chick tracts, in an awful way? PZ at Pharyngula has reminded me of this one about why evolution is a filthy devil-spawned lie. It’s called ‘Apes, Lies, and Ms. Henn‘.

If you don’t feel like clicking through, this panel nicely sums up the passive aggression of Extreme Christianity.


That’s right; I’ll pray for you — because you’re going to Hell.

I plan to use that line as I drop the boys off at school. Bye, boys! Remember not to believe in evolution instead of Jesus, or you’re going to Hell! Lucky for me I don’t ‘believe’ in evolution.*

While we’re on the subject of Chick tracts, here’s one of my favourite parodies: This Is Your Death!

It has a special place in my heart because of this idea on its back page:

1. Enjoy life while you can.
2. Be nice to others; they only get one life, too.

Believe it or not, it was the first time I could really grasp why lack of belief in an afterlife might not automatically lead to a life of psychopathic hedonism. I can now see why that was stupid, but a lifetime of church can do that to a person.

*Instead, I accept it as an accurate explanation of what’s happened in life on Earth, supported by overwhelming physical evidence.

Why we should ignore the political opinions of religious leaders

John Roskam dreams of a world where religious conservatives can be free to express their bizarro ideas without fear of being snickered at by cold rational secularists.

In this country [Australia], a politician speaking about religion also faces the risk of something worse than being thought a nutter. It’s just as possible that anyone who admits that their religion influences the way they vote in parliament will be accused of being a dangerous theocrat intent on introducing the moral majority into Australia.

Oh, pshaw, John. Everyone knows theocrats aren’t dangerous. They just want to siphon a bit of the power to themselves. Who wouldn’t, with God on their side?

But who’s John Roskam? Well, the executive director of the blandly-named-so-as-not-to-arouse-suspicion Institute of Public Affairs, a conservative think tank. He’s argued that culture wars are indicative of a healthy and vibrant society. Lovely. Usually the Australian system of quarantine works pretty well, but it doesn’t seem to apply to ideas from America. He also complains that

When it comes to gaining promotion, conservative candidates need to be at least twice as good as their left-wing opposition. In the face of this, conservatives simply give up.

Think someone’s having trouble getting on in Australian academia? Poor chaps. You’d think they’d empathise more with minorities.

Back to the article.

There is also a contradiction in the way the media reports political and moral statements from the churches. Contributions on “social justice” issues are welcomed, but contributions on avowedly “moral” issues are not. The implication is that it’s entirely appropriate for politicians to pay attention to religious leaders who preach about the treatment of David Hicks or the evils of WorkChoices, but when those same church leaders start talking about abortion or euthanasia politicians should ignore them.

There is a reason why people should ignore church leaders: Basing your ideas on imaginary people leads to real problems.

God is imaginary, and religions are man-made institutions. Their leaders have no more moral authority than anyone else. So I’m glad to hear them say that people shouldn’t be locked up without a trial, or that working people shouldn’t be pitted against each other to benefit business. These are things that anyone with a conscience could say are true. But if they’re going to say that abortion is wrong, or that euthanasia is wrong, I’m going to ask why they think so. And if it’s because of the presumed opinions of imaginary people, then onto the Bozo pile they go, whether they like it or not.

The Priest Class can’t help itself. All that political power, and all they can do is hanker after it. Until they argue that the political power somehow belongs to them, and enough people believe them. Too bad we have people like Roskam to make their arguments for them.

If people didn’t have religion, they might turn violent.

Awesome:

Priests brawl at Jesus’ birthplace

BETHLEHEM, West Bank (AP) — Greek Orthodox and Armenian priests attacked each other with brooms and stones inside the Church of the Nativity as long-standing rivalries erupted in violence during holiday cleaning on Thursday.

The basilica, built over the grotto in Bethlehem where Christians believe Jesus was born, is administered jointly by Roman Catholic, Greek Orthodox and Armenian Apostolic authorities.

Any perceived encroachment on one group’s turf can touch off vicious feuds.

I’ll bet they’ll be going for payback at Easter.

Religious ‘bigotry’

Hitchens:

Isn’t it amazing how self-pitying and self-aggrandizing the religious freaks in this country are? It’s not enough that they can make straight-faced professions of “faith” at election times and impose their language on everything from the Pledge of Allegiance to the currency. It’s not enough that they can claim tax exemption and even subsidy for anything “faith-based.” It’s that when they are even slightly criticized for their absurd opinions, they can squeal as if being martyred and act as if they are truly being persecuted.

I do hear this from some Latter-day Saints, partly concerned that Romney’s presidential bid has thrust their (in some ways secretive) faith under the microscope, and partly worried that Romney won’t carry the day because of the resulting criticism. They call it ‘religious bigotry’, and it may indeed be that for a portion of the electorate. But it’s also a real worry when a major candidate thinks that God lives on planet Kolob, or that peoples’ skin colour can be changed because of their moral behaviour.

Refusing to vote for someone because they believe fairy tales is not bigotry. It’s an acknowledgement that the job of president may require some critical thinking. As Hitch says:

However, what Article VI does not do, and was never intended to do, is deny me the right to say, as loudly as I may choose, that I will on no account vote for a smirking hick like Mike Huckabee, who is an unusually stupid primate but who does not have the elementary intelligence to recognize the fact that this is what he is. My right to say and believe that is already guaranteed to me by the First Amendment.

Worth reading.

Suddenly skeptical!

Who cares what the Pope thinks about global warming, but check this lede:

Pope Benedict XVI has launched a surprise attack on climate change prophets of doom, warning them that any solutions to global warming must be based on firm evidence and not on dubious ideology.

That’s one snarky writer over there at the Daily Mail.

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