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Pants

No one around here knows what it means if you say something is ‘pants’.

‘The ant’s pants’ is a good thing. Same for ‘the cat’s pajamas’. But if something’s ‘pants’, that means it sucks.

A man who chose “Lloyds is pants” as his telephone banking password said he found it had been changed by a member of staff to “no it’s not”.

Rather curious that staff members can have access to your passwords and change them capriciously. But I’m more curious about the pants. It would appear to be a UK English item. Anyone know of its origins? I’d love to get into it, but I have thesis work, so for now it’s going under deriv. uncert.

Update: Alarik from comments has fixed my mistake: it’s ‘pants’, not ‘the pants’. I always seem to get my articles wrong on idioms. For a while, I thought someone took a piss out of someone, when in fact they’re taking the piss. WAF.

Is your writing male or female?

There are lots of things in CompLing that I wish I’d thought of. Here’s one: the Gender Genie.

Just paste in some text (perhaps even a blog post from your humble Good Reason host), hit frappé, and it’ll give a guess as to the sex of the author.

I come up as male, as does PZ Myers, and (somewhat interestingly) Andrew Sullivan and TRex from Firedoglake. (Well, I had to check.) The wonderful Digby, had she not outed herself as female, would have been sniffed out by the Genie. Ann from feministing.com comes up male more than once. Walcott‘s running 50-50.

It works much differently than one might expect. It ignores all the manly or non-manly words like ‘explosion’ or ‘needlepoint’, and instead uses a very small set of function words. Each time you use ‘with’, that’s 52 points on the female side. Each use of ‘around’ gives you 42 male points. Women get pronouns: she, me, hers, we. Men get all the determiners: the, a, some, more. Add them up and see which side of the scale is heavier.

I don’t know what we can generalise from this about male/female communication, but it’s very cool.

The 100 most common words in English

Another language game: How many of the 100 most common English words can you name in five minutes?

Of course, the actual words in the list will depend largely on the corpus they’re using. Still, it’s an interesting challenge. As a computational linguist, I must have looked at loads of lists like this, but I only got 50 of them. That was more a function of how fast I could type. You have to bang out one every 3 seconds with no mistakes to get them all.

Hmm. How can I get a hold of their language data? I’d like to know what people thought were the most common words.

Accent fun

How are you at guessing accents?


I didn’t do so well — only 30 points. You’d think a linguist would have a better grip on the vowels. But it is a bit tricky when it comes down to actual cities.

Knol debuts

I’m checking out Knol, a new project from Google. It’s a knowledge base that’s sort of a cross between Wikipedia and Amazon ratings. Here the focus is on authorship. Authors write their own Knols, instead of contributing to a group’s effort like some amorphous blob author. That means experts in a field can represent.

I can see how this would avoid some Wikipedia problems.

  • Wiki-vandalism wouldn’t be a problem since you have control over your own Knols.
  • No more pointless and frustrating edit wars on intractable topics.
  • You don’t have to pretend to be neutral.
  • Original primary research would be allowed, unlike on Wikipedia.
  • It also avoids classification problems. Much discussion on Wikipedia concerns whether this article should be merged into that article. In Knol, the user does the classifying with only the search terms. A Knol could pop up under many different searches instead of just appearing in one article.

But is having so many separate authors a good way to arrange the world’s knowledge? One thing I’m finding in my language research is that individual points of view are terrific, if they can be aggregated into some kind of group opinion. Wikipedia does this by forcing people to hash out the issues and decide what content will appear on the page. Knol takes a rating approach, where individual votes from readers will (presumably) cause good articles to float to the top of the search results page. So it’d be like a bit like Wikipedia, except that there would be maybe 30 articles on generative grammar instead of one, and while each individual article might not be as strong as a good solid Wikipedia article, the best would come pretty close.

Here’s an example: I tried looking up ‘atheism’, and got one result. (Yeah, it’s early days.) It was a thoroughly useless page by “United Church of God” about how great God is, blah blah blah. Basically it was an old school web page that someone ported to Knol. But it’s getting downweighted mightily, and as more articles appear, it will probably sink out of sight.

The more I think about this, the more it grows on me. The next task will be some kind of true aggregation, where instead of reading only the best article about (say) the existence of UFO’s, you take the 100 top-rated articles on the topic, and automatically generate a group opinion. Sounds like a job for someone who’s into automatic summarisation and paraphrasing.

I bags it.

Paradolia of the daylia

The workings of god are mysterious, so here’s some mystery meat.

What looks like the Arabic word for God and the name of the prophet Muhammad were discovered in pieces of beef by a diner in Birnin Kebbi.

He was about to eat it, when he suddenly noticed the words in the gristle, the restaurant owner said.

If I were the supreme ruler of a world full of war, crime, violence, and hunger, I couldn’t think of a better way to manifest myself than by putting my name in pieces of gristle. No, wait. Actually, I’d just be dicking with you.

I like Arabic script, even though I’ve never studied it. So I wanted to find out what the name of Allah looks like. Here it is. Not a terribly complex shape, is it?
Look like a match to you? Then you’re not looking with the eye of faith. If you were, you’d see the name of god (well, one of the names of god) any place where there are parallel lines. You’d see it everywhere, from tomatoes

to fish.

I know; it’s like so obvious on the fish. How could you yet disbelieve?

There’s a whole page of this stuff here. As you might guess, it’s pretty weak tea. Finding parallel lines is even easier than finding faces in tortillas, it would seem. And isn’t it strange that everyone finds an image that serves to confirm their own beliefs and not anyone else’s? Truly amazing.

I’d love any Arabic speakers to let me know if they’ve ever seen any blasphemous words in, say, an eggplant. Keep me posted.

Who’s smarter, the journalist or the bird?

Glad to see someone else is taking the piss out of talking psychic birds besides me.


Damn, but the BBC Science press is useless. They’re the ones responsible for that ‘cow accents‘ thing a couple of years ago.

It’s particularly clever that the author also makes a commentary about how people take advantage of the inherent tentativeness of scientific conclusions.

Obama and bilingualism

I have two new reasons to like Obama: he stands up against the English-only movement, and then he stands up for his comments against the screaming lunatics.

Here’s the clip.

I get three things out of this video:

1. Obama rejects ‘English-only’ laws
2. Immigrants should learn English
3. Americans, especially the young, should learn foreign languages

Simple enough? Not for the howler monkeys, who turned Obama’s remarks into the outrage du jour.

The Americans for Legal Immigration PAC said in a statement, “Barack Obama has stepped on a political land mine by stating Americans should be forced to learn to speak Spanish.”

Force, schmorce. Listening comprehension is too much for these people. Maybe they need to learn English.

Why would the Right Wing care about this? Simple. Learning a foreign language a) makes you smarter, and b) helps you become more culturally aware. Smart, culturally aware people don’t vote Republican, so they’re just protecting their racket. But doesn’t it make sense that it’s better to be able to do something than to be unable to do something?

So I want to hang this all over them. Let’s see these headlines:

Americans should be ignorant: Republicans
Obama claims ability better than inability
Conservatives say US kids should be uncompetitive

Obama’s response to the flap:

“The Republicans jumped on this. I said, absolutely immigrants need to learn English, but we also need to learn foreign languages,” the likely Democratic nominee said as the 1,000-plus crowd in a school gymnasium cheered. It’s a position he long has held.

“This is an example of some of the problems we get into when somebody attacks you for saying the truth, which is: We should want our children with more knowledge. We should want our children to have more skills. There’s nothing wrong with that. That’s a good thing. I know, because I don’t speak a foreign language. It’s embarrassing,” Obama said chuckling as his audience did the same.

I love how he’s not backtracking against the noise machine, and I hope to see a lot more of this.

No swearing? They’d rather stay home.

What happens when a Christian couple tries to ban swearing in the pub they were running? You’d expect some resistance. After all, language behaviour is social behaviour, and social change doesn’t happen just like that.

The couple have since been fired because of the business fall-off. Now everyone can employ their dialect without fear of reprisal.

The couple, who took over the pub in March this year, imposed a ban on swearing.

It was supposed to make for a nicer atmosphere but regulars disagreed and the pub emptied.

Regulars said that Mrs Fleming would walk round the pub with a Bible, and lecture people for bad language.

John Rudkn, 61, a regular for years, said: “Any swearing and you were barred. It was well over the top.”

John’s wife, who did not wish to give her name, said she had been told off by Mrs Fleming for bad language.

“You can’t run a pub and not swear,” she said. “If they are Christians they should run a church, not a bloody pub.”

George Whipps, 68, another regular, said people should expect foul language in a pub.

“She put a sign up outside saying no swearing,” he said. “This pub in the last eight days has perked up 100 per cent. All of the old regulars are back.

Hey, we’re English speakers. We impose language norms on other people.

Charades are SOV

When you make a sentence like “Englebert licked the donuts”, there are lots of ways to arrange Englebert and the donuts. And the licking. You could put Englebert first and the donuts somewhere later, which seems logical. Or the licking could come first, with Englebert at the end of it all and the donuts in the middle.

How you order them has a lot to do with which language you’re speaking. English speakers like to put Englebert (which your grade school teacher used to call the ‘subject’) at the front, the verb ‘licking’ next, and the donuts (the ‘object’) last. So English is a Subject-Verb-Object language, or SVO. Japanese, on the other hand, tends to go SOV.

A curious thing, though, is that about 90% of the world’s languages put the subject first, with 75% being either SVO or SOV. Only about 10 percent of the world’s languages put the object before the subject. Perhaps that’s not so strange. Subjects are the doers (usually), so it makes sense to most of us that the most active agent comes first.

That’s with words. But what kind of word order do we see when people are asked not to use words? That’s the subject (or object?) of this study.

For the study, the team tested 40 speakers of four different languages: 10 English, 10 Mandarin Chinese, 10 Spanish and 10 Turkish speakers. They showed them simple video sequences of activities and asked them to describe the action first in speech and a second time using only gestures.

When asked to describe the scenes in speech, the speakers used the word orders typical of their respective languages. English, Spanish, and Chinese speakers first produced the subject, followed by the verb, and then the object (woman twists knob). Turkish speakers first produced the subject, followed by the object, and then the verb (woman knob twists).

But when asked to describe the same scenes using only their hands, all of the adults, no matter what language they spoke, produced the same order –– subject, object, verb (woman knob twists). When asked to assemble the transparencies after watching the video sequences (another nonverbal task, but one that is not communicative), people also tended to follow the subject, object, verb ordering found in the gestures produced without speech.

Is there something about the SOV order that most closely mirrors the structure of thought? Or is it just the easiest way to get the message across?

I’m filing this under ‘complicated, but interesting’.

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