I think the iPad looks cool, but I wouldn’t exactly say it’s proof of God.
On the other hand, who am I to argue with an expert?
Sure, we were as surprised as you are! But trust us, everyone who tested the sleek gadget saw the same version of God. I guess you’d call it an epiphany or something. There is a God. Don’t worry. When you get one, you’ll understand.
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For this reason alone, we give the iPad four out of five stars. Yes, this next generation device has a highly responsive user interface and a gorgeous display screen. But, no one is really sure how to live, or if there’s even a reason for living any more. We look forward to seeing if Apple addresses this bug in later versions.
I’m not sure about her conclusions, but I was rather surprised to learn that Hinduism is Bluetooth ready.
18 February 2010 at 8:01 am
Of course not, the godhead need only support H.264.
18 February 2010 at 3:04 pm
Yeah, well, if they're not sure of a reason for living, what is the need for an iPad, anyhow? Would love to drop by the O-Day tent tomorrow and hear you guys argue the toss, but crazy work life precludes. I'm hardly religious, but have actually decided to believe in God. Pascal's wager, maybe (Yeah, I know its a crap argument.)
18 February 2010 at 6:10 pm
I'm pretty sure Judaism has a touch-screen. I touched it once and got in trouble; women aren't allowed to do that.
18 February 2010 at 11:22 pm
Lol, y'all.
To JEV: Which god?
19 February 2010 at 4:39 am
Not sure, but whatever form God takes, I freely admit, can only be derived from some kind of crazy imaginative exercise.
21 February 2010 at 1:13 pm
If you are concerned about Humans surving on this planet for any length of time then forget religion and the notion of a god which is responsible for everything. Humans are responsible for their own future,don't leave it up to an imaginary god. Any one who would like a free copy of my book "Atheism for Survival" is welcome… email me on hawthornb@iinet.net.au