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Only one set of footprints in the snow

Another foolish mortal mistakes the Divine Will.

The husband of an Ontario woman who went missing for three days after a blizzard and was found alive outside in frigid temperatures is calling her survival a divine miracle.

Donna Molnar, 55, disappeared Friday after going out to buy groceries. She was found Monday in a clearing near Ancaster, Ont., buried under 60 centimetres of snow.

She was in hospital Tuesday in critical condition and could lose some extremities, but is expected to survive.

“You know what I think, in all honesty?” David Molnar [her husband] said in a telephone interview Tuesday. “My sort of take on it is that God reached down and cradled her in His arms until they found her.”

In his freezing cold arms.

No, this is another act of malevolence from a perfectly Evil God. He tried to kill her, but her snow-burrowing and the rescue efforts of humans thwarted his evil intentions. He extracted his revenge though — it looks like she’ll lose some fingers and toes and have pain and discomfort the rest of her life. If a good god had been looking after her, he’d have found a way to keep her limbs intact. Thank goodness people were able to find her, no thanks to Evil God.

2 Comments

  1. was she a lesbian? Then his actions would have made sense.

    Apparently it’s the greatest threat to Mankind!

  2. If there is a god, he’s a real asshole.

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