I was amused by this:
Republicans Vote Against Moms; No Word Yet on Puppies, Kittens
Congressional Republicans force a revote on a resolution for Mothers’ Day in order to snarl the workings of government, but inexplicably end up voting against the uncontroversial and symbolic resolution. I’d love for the Democrats to hang this around their necks in the fall, and ask them why they came out against moms.
But at least they’re not beholden to Big Parents.
12 May 2008 at 1:52 am
Mother Nature=Not God.
If Not God, then Evolution.
Mother Nature is the Greatest Mother, therefore lesser Mothers but be Not Godish.
Therefore Mothers Day promotes Not God, therefore Evolution.
I think you’d agree that a holiday that promotes Evolution is not acceptable in this most Christian of nations.
Oh Snap! You just got deducted on Heathen!