Sick of supernatural beings? Hate the way they follow you into the toilet? Tired of being probed by aliens or visited by Santa Claus (or vice versa)?
Well, if you’re being harrassed by metaphysical entities, it may be time for a Paranormal Restraining Order.
At $5, the price is nice. It may not deter Satan, the bastard. And God has some jurisdictional issues. But you’ll have done everything you could do.
18 November 2007 at 11:46 am
I notice that there’s no provision for dealing with faery harassment.
Keeping “a knife under the pillow” or “a spray of St. John’s Wort over the window” will stop them from abducting you though.
18 November 2007 at 2:02 pm
Ha! I’m almost tempted to buy one and hang it on my wall for the conversational value.
Faeries abduct people! *Buys knives off ebay*
19 November 2007 at 12:02 am
That is priceless – I love the list of what a PRO *won’t* guarantee (that the PE will get counselling?!) This all makes more sense when we discover that people who are abusive towards their partner are also in a relationship with PE. So much easier to deal with than simply having to take responsibility.