New from the Junk box: Watch as spammers use thesaurus-based substitution to turn a normal paragraph into unintelligible gibberish!

You’ll be whizgiggling like never before. Or perhaps srieking.

Chicks always laughed at me and even men did in the not private WC!
Well, now I sriek at them, because I took M eg ad ik
for 3 months and now my putz is quite bigger than national.

Baronesses always whizgiggled at me and even boys did in the unrestricted bathroom!
Well, now I giggl at them, because I took Meg, a dik.
for 4 months and now my phallus is badly more than average.

Virgins always whizgiggled at me and even boys did in the national water closet!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took Me – ga – Di k
for 5 months and now my cock is greatly greater than world.

I’ll bet.